Push ups.

Who among my normal girlfriends can do a real push up? Now, by normal, I mean not an elite athlete. Barbara, this excludes you. Lisa, this excludes you too. And, by real, I mean on your toes not on your knees...no butt sticking up...chest all the way to the floor...and then the hard part, back up again. Dear God in heaven, this is hard. It is my goal to be able to do one. For now, just one. Someday, maybe my goal will be to do many of them. But right now I'd be thrilled with just one real push up.

Maybe we should start a contest of some kind. Who can do the most real push ups by a certain date? The trouble is, since I'm not sure how long it will take me to do just one, I don't know what date to pick. Any takers?